They wouldn't find you - Jersey
Black / S
£26.00
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For the person who's watched one too many true crime documentaries and has the survival skills (and the audacity) to prove it. This bold graphic tee is a nod to every late-night rabbit hole, every "just one more episode," and every uncomfortable amount of knowledge you've accumulated about cold cases.
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a badge of honour. Either way, they won't find you.
Built from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed heavyweight tee is thick, structured, and seriously soft — the kind of tee that gets better every wash, just like your documentary recommendations.
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage feel
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
They wouldn't find you - Jersey
£26.00
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a badge of honour. Either way, they won't find you.
Built from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed heavyweight tee is thick, structured, and seriously soft — the kind of tee that gets better every wash, just like your documentary recommendations.
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage feel
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras